Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.