Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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