Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.