Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.