Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.