Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.