Joke #8229

What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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