Joke #8229

What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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