What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.