There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.