God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.