God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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