God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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