God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.