God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.