God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.