God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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