Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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Air pollution.
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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