Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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