Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.