Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
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The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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A: Niggerettes.
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Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
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A: Holy Shit.
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A lame nigger!
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A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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