Joke #983

Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
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Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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