Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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