Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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