Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"