Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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