What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.