Joke #8400

What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo

Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.

Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.

How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.

Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.

When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"