Joke #8400

What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad. One was a blonde and one was a brunette. After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted. The blonde goes to see if she made it that night. Once she found out she made it she got out her cell phone and called the brunette, but she didn't answer, so the blonde just went back home. The next day the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go with her to look at their scores. The blonde says sure and meets the brunette at the school. The brunette beats the blonde to the school, so she goes ahead and looks at the scores to find out they both made it. When the blonde gets there, she finds her name on the list again. Then she says, "Yes! I made it again, I made it last night and I made it again today. I am on a roll!"
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What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
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