Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
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Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
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A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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The cell door was still locked.
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