Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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