Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
Vote:
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"