Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.