Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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