Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
What’s black with three feets?
A piano!
Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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