Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks?
A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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