Joke #8487

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.

How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.

A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.

What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.

How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.