My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
Vote:
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
Vote:
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
Vote:
There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Vote:
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Vote: