My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."