My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.