Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.