Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.