Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.