Joke #8969

Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."

Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.

Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.

Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.

What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.

Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.