Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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A: My bike.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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A: Indi-anus