Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.