Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.