Joke #8494

Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.

What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"

J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!

Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."

How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.