Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio.
They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church.
The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.''
So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart.
The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis.
The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
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A: Borderlands.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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