What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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