What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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