What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."