What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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