What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor.
He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house.
When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor.
"Doctor – Doctor!"
"What is you gypsy eh?"
The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!"
"No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again.
"Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!"
"What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage.
Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony.
"Doctor – Doctor!"
"What do you want again eh?" doctor says
"I am “better” than you!"
"Why is that eh?" doctor says.
"We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says.
"I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says.
"Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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