Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.