Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.