Joke #1612

Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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