Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.