Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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