Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.