Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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