Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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