Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.