Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.