Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
