Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"