Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex?
She locks the car doors.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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