Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.