Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.