Joke #8548

When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!

Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."

Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.

Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.

I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.

Q: Why is Santa always so jolly? A: He knows where all the naughty girls live.

AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.

Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.

The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

Do you know what a plateau is? It's the highest form of flattery!