Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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