Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.