Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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