Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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