Joke #8751

Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
Vote: has 63.49 % from 67 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
Vote: has 75.48 % from 112 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
Vote: has 67.78 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
Vote: has 67.41 % from 145 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
Vote: has 53.57 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
Vote: has 52.42 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
Vote: has 51.00 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
Vote: has 50.89 % from 153 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
Vote: has 49.36 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, black humor
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Vote: has 45.82 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, black humor