Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.