Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.