Joke #8777

Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.