Joke #8777

Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.

Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.