Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.