Joke #8777

Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!

Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.