Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
