Joke #8777

Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.