Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.