Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.