Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!