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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.