Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.