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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site.
The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched.
He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either."
The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled...
"SUPPLIES!"