Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...