Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.