Joke #8788

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.

Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!