Joke #8788

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.

Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.

Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.