Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.