Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
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Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
