Joke #3479

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.