Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.