Joke #3479

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.