Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!