Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.