Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.