Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.