Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.