Joke #8879

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.