Joke #8879

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.

Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.

Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.