Joke #8896

I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime. "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
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Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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