I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime. "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.