What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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A. Michael Jackson
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A dead puppy!
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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A: Because there are twenty of them!
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor..."
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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