What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
Virgin mobile.
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What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.
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