What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.
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"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?"
"He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks.
He untied her and they had sex.
Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in.
Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good."
To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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