What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor:
Help me, please.
I have a knife in my back.
The doctor, looking his watch says:
Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you.
Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8.
But tomorrow morning I will be dead.
You must help me now.
The doctor, angrily says:
I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow.
But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead.
Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back.
The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye.
Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104.
We called her Aunt Tique.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away.
As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
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This could be considered the ideal world for many men:
His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.
His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy.
A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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