What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump. The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you get to the drop zone, there'll be trucks waiting to take you back to the base. Move out!" As scared as they are, they all make it out the door. The last recruit jumps out and slowly counts to 10 -- nothing. He frantically fumbles around and finds the emergency handle. He jerks on the cord, and it comes off in his hand. Raising his head to the heavens, he screams, "I bet them trucks ain't waiting either!!"
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared." Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."