What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over.
A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing.
The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over.
The brunette joins her.
Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car.
The blonde watches as the car drives away.
The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters:
I have a good and a bad news for you.
The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots.
All the sisters start whistling happily.
But one of them asks:
What are the bad news?
Carrots came grated.
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
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How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic?
He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people.
It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch.
Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
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I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon.
I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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