What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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"That's perfect. Tell him grandpa is coming in a moment."
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Woman delivers baby.
Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.
Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?"
Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
"Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses?
A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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