How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
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"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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A: Stop laughing and reload.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach.
But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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