How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon.
I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
Vote:
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary."
Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
Vote:
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
Vote:
There were four people on a plane.
One of them, the Pilot.
The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy.
The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump!
But there were only three parachutes.
The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute."
And he jumped off.
Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!"
And he jumps.
The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man.
The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway."
The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
Vote:
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Vote:
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
Vote:
I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, "Thank you. Please come again."
Vote:
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
Vote:
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
Vote: