Joke #2573

How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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My wife and I have reached a decision that we do not want children. If anybody does please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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