Joke #2573

How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
Vote:
has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
Vote:
has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
Vote:
has 75.01 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black humor, music
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
Vote:
has 58.38 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
Vote:
has 55.58 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick, "What school?"
Vote:
has 81.08 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family, school
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Vote:
has 47.50 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
Vote:
has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Vote:
has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
Vote:
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Vote:
has 58.29 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist