Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.
You're a redneck if: -You have more fingers than you do teeth -You cut your grass and find a car -You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant -Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors -Your age is higher than your I.Q. -Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?" -You ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "It's a gummy bear." -You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up. -You say "Watch this" every time before you goto the hospital. -Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck? A: You kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."