Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
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Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
A: Lets just be cousins.
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Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?
A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
You're a redneck if:
-You have more fingers than you do teeth
-You cut your grass and find a car
-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant
-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors
-Your age is higher than your I.Q.
-Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"
-You ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "It's a gummy bear."
-You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.
-You say "Watch this" every time before you goto the hospital.
-Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: You kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"
Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.
"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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You know you're a redneck when your mom, dad, aunt, and uncle are two people.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man's arm around the woman.
The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution.
"We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. "
"Right, Darlin."
The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."