Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
You're a redneck if: -You have more fingers than you do teeth -You cut your grass and find a car -You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant -Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors -Your age is higher than your I.Q. -Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?" -You ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "It's a gummy bear." -You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up. -You say "Watch this" every time before you goto the hospital. -Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck? A: You kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. "We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. " "Right, Darlin." The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."