Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.