Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
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A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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A: The Sole inbred.
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?
A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
You're a redneck if:
-You have more fingers than you do teeth
-You cut your grass and find a car
-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant
-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors
-Your age is higher than your I.Q.
-Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"
-You ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "It's a gummy bear."
-You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.
-You say "Watch this" every time before you goto the hospital.
-Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Q: Did you hear about the redneck who was shooting craps?
A: He blew a hole in the toilet.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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