Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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A: The Sole inbred.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: You kick his sister in the jaw.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?
A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner.
The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is a soup made with matzoh balls."
On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the redneck man was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew.
Gently, the Jewish couple urged him to, "Just have a taste. If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it."
Finally, he agrees.
He digs his spoon in, first picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup in the spoon, and tasting it gingerly. The usual mmmm sound can be heard coming from somewhere deep in his chest, and he quickly finished the soup.
"That was delicious," he said, but I was wondering...
"Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?"
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who was shooting craps?
A: He blew a hole in the toilet.
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