Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting.
They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you."
After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost.
He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him.
He then waits an hour and does it again.
He repeats this until he is out of ammo.
The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers.
He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do.
The redneck answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows."
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
You know you're a redneck when your mom, dad, aunt, and uncle are two people.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: You kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island.
The redhead swims half way and drowns.
The brunette swims half way and drowns too.
The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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