Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?
A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip.
They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed.
One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"