Joke #8750

Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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Q: What is a redneck's last words? A: Hold my beer and watch this!
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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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Two Yankee boys were driving through the South and was stopped by a State Trooper. The trooper walked up to the open driver’s window, reached in, and slapped the driver on the side of his head. "What did you do that for?" the driver asked. "I don’t know how yall do it up north but here in Alabama, you have your drivers license ready when I walk up to the car." The trooper took the license when it was offered, walked back to his unit and then returned the license to the driver. He then walked around to the passenger side of the car and tapped on the window. When the passenger rolled the window down, the trooper reached in and slapped the passenger on the side of the head. "What did you do that for?" asked the startled passenger. "Well," responded the trooper, "I didn’t want you to be disappointed. You’ll get about two miles down the road and then say, 'I wish that redneck woulda tried that with me!'"
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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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Black magic... It doesn't work.
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