Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: What is a redneck's last words? A: Hold my beer and watch this!
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.