Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.
A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.