Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."