Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
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A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.
After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyser test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?
A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.