Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. "We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. " "Right, Darlin." The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.