Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow? A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: What is a redneck's last words? A: Hold my beer and watch this!
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.