Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
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A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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A: You can only kill so much time.
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with?
Anything for the family.