Joke #9027

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.

Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".