Joke #9027

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.