Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.