Joke #9027

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!