Joke #9027

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.

Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

Yo mama so fat that she is called America.

Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.