Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.