Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.