Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.