Joke #9027

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.

Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.

Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.