Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.