Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.