What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.
We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.