What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.