What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.