What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.