What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!