What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.