Joke #4518

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
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Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
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