Joke #95

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Vote: has 58.20 % from 215 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: sex

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
Vote: has 57.16 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, sex
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
Vote: has 65.57 % from 37 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
Vote: has 74.78 % from 37 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Vote: has 43.73 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
A man bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: … DAD : Son where were you today during school hours? SON : At school (robot slaps the Son and he immediately changes his mind) Okay I went to the movies! DAD : Which one? SON : Harry Potter (robot slaps Son again!) Okay I was watching porno. DAD : What? When I was your age I didn’t even know porno! (robot slaps dad) MUM : hahahahaha! After all he is your Son! (robot gives Mum a hot dirty slap)
Vote: has 80.79 % from 2538 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: sex
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?” Most of the hands go up. “And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?” About half the hands stay up. “Okay, now how many of you have had *physical* contact with a ghost?” Three hands stay up; there’s a slight murmur in the crowd. “Gosh, that’s pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh…, been *intimate* with a ghost?” One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. “Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had *sexual* contact with a ghost?” The fellow suddenly blushes and says, “Oh, I’m sorry,… I thought you said goat!”
Vote: has 77.50 % from 138 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
Vote: has 68.63 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, vulgar
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
Vote: has 69.23 % from 114 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: sex
One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus. This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him. Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus. The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..
Vote: has 34.70 % from 73 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: god, sex, time
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
Vote: has 26.87 % from 80 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: sex