Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn.
Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills.
I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra.
Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind.
Son: Dad im over here.
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The three words most hated by men during sex: ‘Are you done?’
The three words most hated by women during sex, ‘Honey, I’m home!’
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture.
Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"!
Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep.
He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"?
Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".