Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks.
"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me im going in!
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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A Marine was going in for his physical.
He had celebrated his 45th birthday that weekend.
After taking all the tests, the blood other fluids.
He was now waiting for the DR. in an office on the table in a paper outfit.
The DR came in.
After looking over all the notes, the Marine was asked if he had an active sex life.
Straight-faced, the Marine answered. "Yes, Sir.'
Asked how often, the Marine thought, "I cannot honestly answer that question, Sir."
Turning to look at the Marine he was asked, "Why not?"
Smiling the Marine stated. "One of the samples that were needed, I asked for some assistance. A nice Lady came in to help me. Would that count?"
The DR. signed the paperwork.
Walked out of the office saying, "Get dressed. You're fine."
Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Answer: Ten minutes of silence.