Joke #9585

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.