Joke #9585

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.

Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.

Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...