Joke #9585

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.