Joke #9585

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.