Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.