Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.