Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.