Joke #2912

Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”

Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.

Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.