Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.