Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!