Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.