One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.