Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK?
A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA?
A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
I hate paying my income tax.
You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?
I'd like to but they insist on money.
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner?
A: Toast their clients.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
Q: What's the difference between death and taxes?
A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.
Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant?
A: He's had a loophole named after him.
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