Joke #9665

Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
Vote: has 84.89 % from 598 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: computer, IT, technology, wife, winter
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Vote: has 84.81 % from 245 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
Vote: has 84.58 % from 204 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: computer, history, IT, technology
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Vote: has 83.96 % from 253 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Vote: has 81.08 % from 550 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: computer, IT, technology
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Vote: has 80.94 % from 170 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Vote: has 80.15 % from 841 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Vote: has 79.97 % from 492 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology