Joke #9667

Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh!
Vote:
has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown dr*gs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? " The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull... With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs... "Your badge... Show him your badge!"
Vote:
has 85.82 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, drug, life
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Vote:
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
Vote:
has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, party
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg." Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
Vote:
has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
A penguin's car breaks down and he has it towed to a repair shop. The mechanic tells him that he should have some information in about an hour. The penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street so he wanders over while the mechanic works. He finds the vanilla is the best ice cream he's ever eaten and he eats it with messy and gluttonous abandon getting it all over his face. He goes back to the mechanic's to check on his car. The mechanic informs him, "It looks as though you've blown a seal." "Oh, no." replies the penguin "It's just some ice cream."
Vote:
has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, mechanic, work
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
Vote:
has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, kids, old people, time
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
Vote:
has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal