Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh!
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey. They thought they would have some fun with him. "Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers. "You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?" "Sure am," said the boy. "If I didn't he would probably join the Army."
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.