Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for pooh!
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A man runs over a cat.
The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner.
He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Vote:
What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
Stegosaur-rust.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Cause they've got huge mothballs!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.
