Joke #9667

Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh!
Vote:
has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Vote:
has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Vote:
has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter, food, work
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
Vote:
has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Vote:
has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man had a party where all the rich people attend. And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes. But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive. So the host asked, "What are your three wishes?" The man replied, "Give me the shotgun and bulllets and show me the idiot that pushed me in..."
Vote:
has 66.68 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, men, party
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
Vote:
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal