Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for pooh!
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Hopalong Cassidy.
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"Are you pure bred?"
What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to the mooooovies.
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey.
They thought they would have some fun with him.
"Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers.
"You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?"
"Sure am," said the boy.
"If I didn't he would probably join the Army."
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.