Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh!
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? (Because he was stuffed!)
What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!