Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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How do you make a cat be a dog?
Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.
How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt?
Tricera-bottoms.
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization.
The only way to get home was to swim.
The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning.
The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark.
The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
A Girl was towelling her wet pussy.
She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until...
...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away.
Moral Lessons
1. Be kind to Animals
2. Always keep your thoughts clean...
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
