What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper !
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‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players.
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Marry it.
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"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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"Because theres to many cheetahs."
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