Joke #9863

What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
Vote:
has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
Vote:
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Vote:
has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
Vote:
has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
Vote:
has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Vote:
has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
Vote:
has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
Vote:
has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey. They thought they would have some fun with him. "Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers. "You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?" "Sure am," said the boy. "If I didn't he would probably join the Army."
Vote:
has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Vote:
has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death