Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA?
It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle.
"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet.
A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot.
He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'".
The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious.
So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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