What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
Speed bumps.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
-How is Ruth?
-Not sure. I broke up with her last month.
-Oh no. You're so Ruthless.
-And how long have you been waiting to use that?
-I'd rather not say.
Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both wipe out klingons.
What is the best type of ship?
FRIENDSHIP!
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A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?
He said quickly Obama.
When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions."
Texan: "Okay — where are you from, jackass?"