Joke #6771

Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.

What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.

Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?" Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."

Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.

Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.

Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.

Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at end of day and Englishman has sold 2, Scottish man had sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says hhhee hhhee hhhad sssold ssssixty. The other two asked how did he do it. He said, "Wwwhen Iiiii nnnnnnknock aaaat thththe ddddooor I said: Do you wwwwwant tto bbbuy a bbbbbible ooooorrr shshshould Iiii jjjust rrrread it tttto yyyyou?"

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure.

A woman goes to a doctor, doctor, I'm tired of life, want to finish my life, what is best to kill myself? The doctor says: "Should yourself 5 cm under your breast, you will be dead!" 2 weeks later, woman back at doctors, what happened? I shot myself into my knee.

The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.