If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.