The best kitty jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: kitty
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, kitty
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cat, kids, kitty, money
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty