Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?