The best kitty jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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