The best kitty jokes

Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kitty, nerd
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: cat, kids, kitty, money
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kitty
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty