Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
A: Classical conditioning.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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