Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
You have got to be kitten me!
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.