Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mum asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
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Ten-tickles.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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