Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
You have got to be kitten me!
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.