Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.