Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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A: Kitty-hawk
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A poleca.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
