Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!