Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.
Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mum asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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A: BaNa2