Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A poleca.
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.
Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.
Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mum asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.