The best mexican jokes

Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 53.24 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 52.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
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