How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like?
A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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