The best mexican jokes

How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 48.74 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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has 47.24 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: gay, mexican
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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has 42.98 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 42.27 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
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