Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.