The best mexican jokes

Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Vote: has 54.80 % from 58 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
Vote: has 53.07 % from 41 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Vote: has 52.77 % from 48 votes. Send joke:
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Vote: has 52.68 % from 102 votes. Send joke:
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There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
Vote: has 50.88 % from 62 votes. Send joke:
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Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Vote: has 48.41 % from 50 votes. Send joke:
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Vote: has 45.29 % from 61 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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