How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.