The best mexican jokes

What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 48.92 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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has 46.28 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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has 45.27 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 40.84 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 39.74 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
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