Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like?
A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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