The best mexican jokes

What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 50.25 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 50.23 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
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has 47.36 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: gay, mexican
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 40.78 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 40.30 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
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