The best mexican jokes

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 58.17 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 57.79 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 52.30 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
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