How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.