The best mexican jokes

What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 55.20 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 55.19 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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has 54.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 53.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 53.05 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 52.09 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.54 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 51.07 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people