The best mexican jokes

How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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has 52.51 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 52.48 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 52.42 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 51.96 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: gay, mexican
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 49.51 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 49.21 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 49.08 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 49.01 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people