The best mexican jokes

Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 55.10 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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has 54.96 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 54.78 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 52.48 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 52.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.83 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist