How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves. 
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Joke has 53.24 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called?
A: Juan on Juan.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Joke has 50.40 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.