The best mexican jokes

Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 54.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 54.50 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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has 53.81 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 53.39 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 51.37 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.28 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 50.83 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 50.76 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 50.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist