The best mexican jokes

Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 55.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 54.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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has 54.34 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 53.37 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 52.93 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 50.87 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 50.40 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist