The best mexican jokes

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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has 64.29 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, mexican
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 64.13 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 58.12 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
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