How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Joke has 52.64 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Joke has 49.25 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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