The best mexican jokes

Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders

A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.

How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r

Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"

Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".