What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r