The best mexican jokes

Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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More jokes about: life, mexican
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Vote: has 60.04 % from 147 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Vote: has 58.77 % from 36 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison


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