The best mexican jokes

What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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