The best mexican jokes

Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 39.91 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 39.39 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.20 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 37.09 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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has 36.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
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has 35.50 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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has 29.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall. All of a sudden a naked lone figure was seen bent over on the side of the road. Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop. He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi. She was naked with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles. The president said, "OMG Nancy what happened?" She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die! The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper. He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"
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has 26.70 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, dirty, mexican, political
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