The best mexican jokes

Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 46.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist