The best mexican jokes

Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 41.94 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 41.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.81 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 39.05 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
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has 34.36 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body? A: A Mexican.
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has 31.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, women
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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has 27.74 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
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