The best mexican jokes

A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.12 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 38.87 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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has 38.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.12 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
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has 34.67 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 34.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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has 34.00 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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has 26.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump
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has 25.99 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
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